(Source: thereislovetobefound, via justanotherfuckedupteenager)
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people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
(Source: african-fairy, via mjastronomyrocks)
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Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
(via let-me-go-in-peace)
3686 Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
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85593 a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
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THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
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41588 170923 yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
(via buddytheelff)
117372 238829 “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
(via heytherealicia)
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